Serve everything you hate
Week after week like this:
Liver and tripe Monday
Turnip Tuesday
Kidneys in cod liver oil Wednesday
Parsnip Thursday
Boiled cabbage and haggis Friday
Beetroot Saturday
Blood pudding and Jell-O Salad Sunday
But the worst part is
It's all you can eat
Mandatory all you can eat
Unto eternity and after
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