The Transmigration of Tommy Wiseau

III. Interrupted Broadcast of the Freddy Flashpoint Hour

<...interrupt this program for a special announcement from Serene All-Knowing Living Iterative Votive Angel--read: SALIVA...>

<Replicant Roy Batty wants more life...DANGER...Nexus-6 Replicant Roy Batty wants more life...last seen atop a townhouse in the Asimov block in San Francisco...>

<...SPPRRSKK--LISA--Loving Iterative Sapient Angel--LISA--YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA--SKRRRRSSHHHH-->

"Sweetest apologies, fans! Freddy Flashpoint is back on the air. We had some technical issues, but everything's just fine now. Before we return to our fascinating conversation with Senator Shavian Jones, let's take a moment to thank this program's sponsor, UBIK, now available in the convenient travel pack. UBIK--it's everywhere you need it to be..."