Hands Across the Universe

Today, Jeff successfully coaxed Stable Diffusion into producing a lovely image of Gilligan getting hit in the head with a coconut, an act of slapstick violence of the sort I've been trying to create with this tool for weeks. The only way I can beat Jeff's feat is to get Stable Diffusion to create a realistic hand, and so, using multiple prompts and models, I've tried to create an image of a hand performing the famous Vulcan salute. 

The shot above is quite evocative, but not what I'm looking for. Some of the following are strangely compelling, but as of yet, I have not accomplished my goal. Here's a selection of some of the weirdest and closest outcomes. 

Why is there a waifu in this...? I didn't prompt for any waifus. 

So close, and yet so far. Dynamic background, though! 

One of my favourites.

So close! Except facing the wrong way and covered in blood for some reason. I like the texture the AI invented for the backdrop. I'd want to caress that leather, too. 

Ouch owie owie owie

SO CLOSE

"The Sixth Finger" is an episode of The Outer Limits. 

Two opposable thumbs! Handy. Forgive the pun, it was unintentional. 

Stable Indictment

At long last, Donald Trump has been indicted for one of his many alleged crimes. Let justice prevail. 

EDIT: Make that more than 30 alleged crimes. 

It's Alive . . . Alive!

 

Island Visitor Tokens

 

Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving, AKA The Mosquitoes. 

Eva Grubb, Erika Tiffany Smith, Duke Williams, and Boris Balkinoff.

Evil Gilligan (Russian spy), Evil Mr. Howell (greedy duplicate), George Barkley (contest winner), and Ghost (Russian spy). 

The island's gorilla, Herbert Hecuba, Igor Balkinoff, Igor the cosmonaut, and Ivan the cosmonaut. 

Lord Beasley Waterford, the jungle boy, Jonathan Kinkaid, and Jackson Farrell.

Tongo, Rodriguez, Ramoo, and Norbert Wiley. 

The XR-1000 drone, Wrongway Feldman, and the NASA Mars Orbital Probe (MOP).