Friar Tuck's Folly

I just wanna be thin enough

To wear a poofy shirt again

I just wanna be fit enough

To swashbuckle like Earl Flynn

They say when you swing from a chandelier

To rescue a princess or steal someone's beer

You'll live on forever in legends and lore

Remembered when these days become days of yore

First, though, you need a rakish frame, or you'll get delegated to the comic relief.