Introducing the Cocoa-Nut

Many humans enjoy the succulent white meat of the coconut. Others are fond of chocolate. When mixed in desserts and candy bars, chocolate and coconut are a winning combination.

BUT! What if some mad genius - and I'm not naming names here, cough cough - were to use genetic engineering techniques to combine the coconut palm and the cocoa plant into one STUPENDOU-FOOD - the COCOANUT! It would have sweet dark chocolate meat! The chocolate to plain coconut's vanilla!

Where is my Nobel prize? TWO Nobel prizes - one for Peace, one for Science!