Tweets from the Future

Today CBC ran a one-day contest on Twitter, asking folks to send tweets backward in time from the year 2112. Robert J. Sawyer will judge the various entries and announce the winner on Halloween. Win or lose, this was a fun little contest. Here are my entries:

Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

Sentient Internet 7.0 hijacks time machine, trolls 2012 Twitter with "fake" tweets from the future that are actually real #canadawrites

Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

Canada apologizes to Oort cloud after being struck by comet #canadawrites

Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

Commander of CFS Alert complains bikini-clad tourists distracting soldiers; world's #4 beach destination brings record crowds #canadawrites

Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

First Canadian immigrant to Mars colony complains "Even with terraforming the weather here is worse than Winnipeg in January" #canadawrites

 

 Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

After century of effort, GM chimp finally writes one line of Shakespeare (I knew him, Horatio) on obsolete Twitter app #canadawrites

Earl J. Woods ‏@EarlJWoods

Alberta Progressive Conservative dynasty ends at 141 years; surprise loss to RedGreen coalition blamed on high AI turnout #canadawrites