Regina
There is no poetry here
Despite all the noble and foolish history
The bleak snowdrifts of January
Or autumn's fragile bounty
There is no poetry here
For nothing rhymes with "Regina"
Save for ribald words fit only
For limericks.
There once was a poet from China
ReplyDeleteWho struggled for a rhyme for "Regina"
Addressing a female part
He felt a stab pain in his heart
His doctor told him he had angina.
Vagina is not a ribald word.
ReplyDeleteNeither is China, Carolina or kinda.
The entire premise of my poem - refuted! Well, I did label it "Bad poetry."
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