Twenty years ago to this day, the center of your universe was the nocturnal insertion of shelled unsalted peanuts into the external auditory canal of some unsuspecting sleeping room-mate.
Three relevant comments:
1) This is intended as an observation, not a judgement. For example, I was not doing anything better back then, either.
2) You've come a long way since the old goober-in-the-ear trick.
3) Sylvia is totally awesome, and we are still so pleased that you two have found one another. The only resource in the universe that can be lost and never regained is love that has never been shared.
Twenty years ago to this day, the center of your universe was the nocturnal insertion of shelled unsalted peanuts into the external auditory canal of some unsuspecting sleeping room-mate.
ReplyDeleteThree relevant comments:
1) This is intended as an observation, not a judgement. For example, I was not doing anything better back then, either.
2) You've come a long way since the old goober-in-the-ear trick.
3) Sylvia is totally awesome, and we are still so pleased that you two have found one another. The only resource in the universe that can be lost and never regained is love that has never been shared.
Ack! Syrup alert!