DO NOT EAT

I'm home sick today, and Sylvia suggested I pop a couple of Advil Cold & Flu. When I opened the bottle, I noticed one of those preservative gel-packs, packaged in the form of a little barrel. "DO NOT EAT" was stamped on the side of the little barrel, and it made me laugh. "What's this?" I said, "DO NOT EAT, hee hee hee," I giggled.

"If it didn't say that, you would SO eat it," Sylvia said.

...hmm.