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Sunday, February 22, 2026

Coffee Table Crash Landing

I tried to get Gemini to create a photo of the time infant Sean jumped off our couch in Leaf Rapids into a glass-topped coffee table, shattering it. Sean suffered no harm, and happily played with the shards of glass for the span of nanoseconds it took for Mom to rush over and grab him to inspect him for wounds. 

Gemini refused my initial prompt, which was something like "a one-year old baby jumps off a green couch and through a green glass-topped coffee table without being hurt." Gemini's safeguards prevented the tool from embracing my vision (phooey), so I changed the prompt to something like "a bald, very small male person..." before the stuff about the accident. The action and 1970s decor are captured fairly well, but the "baby" is a bit uncanny. Cute duck, though. 
 

Saturday, February 21, 2026

Cole Position

When we got together to work on some estate stuff this morning, Sean presented me with an early birthday present: a grab bag of carefully created knick-knacks designed to appeal to my taste. My favourite item was this little statue of David Lynch as the FBI's Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks. He now occupies a place of honour in our theatre room. 
 

Friday, February 20, 2026

Cozying Up to "Ko'Zeine"

After the action, suspense, and heartbreak of episode six, episode seven delivers a quieter character study in "Ko'Zeine." Making good use of the A story/B story format often used in the 90s Star Trek shows, "Ko'Zeine" focuses on the personal struggles of four cadets during the "All Worlds Day" break. Darem and Jay-Den wind up on a Kionian moon, which is to host Darem's long-arranged marriage. Meanwhile, Careb declines to leave the Academy for the holidays, and for duplicitous reasons on her own, Genesis returns to the Academy rather than visit her father, a Starfleet admiral. 

What follows is a fairly laid-back, somewhat predictable hour of character development. It's perhaps the weakest episode of the season so far, but it's nice to see an hour exploring issues that have caused teenage angst since time immemorial: lying for stupid, fear-based reasons and freaking out over the idea of being caught, not knowing how to reconnect with a girlfriend after you've had a fight, and being forced to make decisions very early in life that will impact your path for decades to come. 

Tig Notaro is the highlight of this episode, as she often is, just by playing a version of herself. I'm so glad she came over from Discovery

There's really not much to say about this one. The actors do their usual credible job, the stakes are relatable, and several interpersonal relationships move forward in a way that feels organic. It's not a memorable episode; nor is it objectionable. 
 

Thursday, February 19, 2026

VULTURE MAN HORROR

What mad work of genius is this? I can't wait to find out. 
 

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Hour of the Gun

This is Bill Arnotte, a friend of William Woods, my grandfather. 1941. From context, it looks like Bil was in the militia with Granddad during World War II. 
 

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

That's a Lot of Lumber

This photo is dated 1940, so the kid can't be Dad. The taller one, though, could be Granddad. 
 

Monday, February 16, 2026

Artless Sequence

Generative AI has not yet mastered sequential art. Huzzah! I am, however, still amused. 
 

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Doctor Empathy, M.D.

 While Sylvia and I were watching The Pitt a couple of weeks ago, a demented idea popped into my head. 

Imagine an emergency room doctor who never learned how to be dispassionate, how to remain composed and professional when faced with the daily horrors of the ER. This hypothetical doctor can hold his emotions in check for the first few minutes of diagnosis and treatment, but then he breaks down in tears and has to complete his work while sobbing brokenly, whether he's treating a broken toe or a mortal gunshot wound. 

In a real-world setting, I would expect that such a doctor would be eventually dismissed for his effect on morale--both patient morale and the morale of everyone else in the ER. 

But imagine further that this emotional doctor also happens to be a preternaturally gifted genius who saves people in even the most desperate medical circumstances. Time after time, he saves patients that no one else could have saved. Once, his colleagues called him Doctor, Empathy, M.D., with the M.D. standing for "Mucho Depressing" instead of "Medical Doctor." But now, they see him with a mixture of bewilderment and awe, calling him "Master Diagnostician," "Master of Disease," or "Medically Divine." His colleagues can find Doctor Empathy exasperating, but they can see the value of his work, so they devote themselves through getting Doctor Empathy through each shift with his--and their--sanity intact.

I think this might make a pretty good dramedy. 

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Animated Baby Yoda Reads Bond


 I only just noticed that Gemini has a generate video function. I tried it out on yesterday's photo of Baby Yoda, simply telling Gemini, "Have the stuffed toy swipe the screen to turn pages." Crazy. Looks like a couples of pages wiped him out, though. 

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Come, Let's Review "Come, Let's Away"

SPOILERS BELOW for "Come, Let's Away,"
Episode Six of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

I came to the latest iteration of Star Trek with low expectations, given my disappointment with Star Trek: Discovery and its last three seasons in particular. But I must say, I feel like the show keeps getting better with each successive episode, and "Come, Let's Away" is certainly its best hour yet. 

Once again, I'm glad that the showrunners have learned you don't need world-ending stakes to create suspense and meaning in science fiction. I note this because the stakes for this episode change as the story progresses, to excellent effect; it starts as a training exercise, entertwined with the fate of a budding relationship, progresses to a hostage situation, and then pulls the rug out from under the audience with an 11th hour turn that reveals the stakes are higher than this cast has ever faced--and as a bonus, the good guys lose in a big way by the time the curtain drops. Characters we came to enjoy over the course of the first five episodes meet their final fates here in a way that feels organic and earned, relationships evolve naturally, and we learn things about our protagonists and, in a welcome return, one of our chief antagonists--Paul Giamatti's Nus Braka. 

Indeed, there are couple of scenes with Nus Braka and Holly Hunter's Chancellor Nahla Ake that are utterly compelling, a master class in acting from both performers. 

Crucially, the plot points all make sense, too, progressing logically, and none of the characters are stupid; they make good decisions, they have backup plans--and they still lose, because the opposition is just a couple of steps ahead. It's great to see--proper drama with relatable stakes. 

Come, let's bring on the last three episodes of season one! 

P.S. I do have thoughts on last week's episode, "Series Acclimation Mil," but I haven't put them to . . . well, not to paper, but to screen. I haven't decided how I feel about the episode yet, because there are parts I genuinely love, and parts I have reservations about, and I haven't decided if the problems are with the episode or my perception. 

 

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Parallel Treks

 

In some universes, Star Trek never existed. Instead, those universes have
  • Stork Trek (storks)
  • Stone Trek (Flintstones-style)
  • Stark Trek (Gritty and tragic film noir)
  • Stab Trek (Redshirts die violently every episode via stabbing)
  • Snark Trek (Everyone is sarcastic)
  • Swap Trek (Alternative lifestyles)
  • Swamp Trek (Hillbilly style Trek)
  • Stay Trek (Boldly going nowhere) 
  • Styx Trek (Escape from Hell if you can)
  • Shirt Trek (Fashion Trek)
  • Shart Trek (IBS trek) 
  • Sport Trek (Jocks in space)
  • Squirt Trek (water gun fights) 
  • Squint Trek (everyone is nearsighted) 
  • Scare Trek (horror version) 
  • Squash Trek (vegetarian version)
  • Stag Trek (bachelor version)
  • Stun Trek (at least one person gets comically phaser stunned per episode) 
  • Stir Trek (set in a Federation rehabilitation colony)


Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Stable Trek: Deep Space Nine--Season One

To generate title-based images for the first season of DS9, I asked Gemini to incorporate the title into the scene and specifically told the engine these are all DS9 episodes to avoid generic titles triggering generic images. Here's "Emissary," the pilot.

"Past Prologue"

"A Man Alone." Generic, but...I guess this could be Bajor? 

"Babel." Captures the episode's problem! 

"Captive Pursuit." The alien doesn't look much like Tosk, nor do the hunters look much like the hunters, but O'Brien is captured pretty well, and he's the focus of this episode. 

"Q-Less." Well...not the episode we got, but I would have enjoyed this.

"Dax." Huh! They went with the symbiont pools. Interesting. 

"The Passenger." That is not Dr. Bashir. 

"Move Along Home." Probably better than the episode, the weakest of the first season.

"The Nagus." Good job, Gemini. 

"Vortex." Would be better with a Federation runabout being sucked into it. 

"Battle Lines." Not bad. Love the trench. 

"The Storyteller." Not bad! Almost like Gemini watched the episode.

"Progress." Not a bad concept, but would have been way cooler if they'd incorporated some Federation tech--a shuttle, for example. 

"If Wishes Were Horses." No relation to the episode here. 

"The Forsaken." 

"Dramatis Personae." Ha. 

"Duet." Not bad at all. Kira captures exactly how I felt at the end of this episode, one of the best of the series, if not THE best.

"In the Hands of the Prophets." It's not bang on, but not bad. 



Monday, February 09, 2026

Stable Trek: The Next Generation--Season Seven

 

"Descent, Part II" 

"Liaisons"

"Interface" 

"Gambit"

"Gambit, Part II" 

"Phantasms"

"Dark Page"

"Attached"

"Force of Nature"

"Inheritance" 

"Parallels" 

"The Pegasus" 

"Homeward"

"Sub Rosa"

"Lower Decks"

"Thine Own Self"

"Masks"

"Eye of the Beholder"

"Genesis"

"Journey's End"

"Firstborn"

"Bloodlines"

"Emergence"

"Preemptive Strike"

"All Good Things..."