Cannonball Run III

Down the middle, a steam locomotive pulling a passenger train. On the right, a Corvette Stingray driven alternately by a male and a female actor of the 70s in their prime. On the left, a T-800 paddling a kayak. Overhead, a gorilla piloting an ultralight.

The stakes: a cheap plastic trophy. Expect interference from cyborg cowboy bandits, the Sasquatch and law enforcement.