On Thursday, Sylvia and I met Sylvia's parents at Joey's Only to celebrate Sylvia's mom's birthday. The subject of "brain freeze" came up - that is, the painful headache that occurs when you eat or drink something cold way too fast.
So I mused aloud, "They should have a movie in which an action hero is fighting a bad guy, and the good guy has no weapons, while the bad guy has a knife. Fortunately there's an ice cream vendor close by, so the good guy grabs a triple-scoop cone from the vendor's hands and stuffs it into the open mouth of the bad guy. The bad guy instantly gets a HUGE ice cream headache, which distracts him enough for the good guy to disable him."
Sylvia's parents seemed to think it was funny, but I think it could be a really gripping action scene. The hero could say, "Now you scream for ice cream!" or "Now our Revellos have just begun!" A bystander could say, "Wow, he creamed him!" or "That's putting him on ice - ice CREAM, that is!"
6 comments:
Don't freeze the reaper.
Only thing is Earl, the background music couldn't be a typical Kung-Fu sound - it would have to be Vanilla Ice with "Ice Ice Baby".
"That's putting him on ice - ice CREAM, that is!"
Simply fantastic.
PS:
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly (flow like a harpoon?)
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
And so on.
You're both right - it could work.
Yo stop right there, Vanilla Ice is back
He's got a whole new track because NAES is on the attack, yo
He's on the attack with a bucket of ice cream
Right in the mouth like a sight from a fever dream
His knuckles crash right into your face
Knockin' your damn teeth all over the place, whoa
When that punk fool shout "What's your name, what's your role,"
His ringing ears will only hear
"The name's Sean, asshole!"
(In-joke to be explained in a later blog entry)
NAES nation represent.
Earl and Sean talk pretty mean for very white boyzzzzzzzz, lol.
Looking forward to more dope on "naeS ", yo.
Syl
NAES up in this biatch.
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